And that doesn't mean he hasn't collected a whole heap of hilarious adventures along the way. ADVENTURE - in a split second the croc was going to be all over me like a rash and sucking on me like a 'Paddle Pop. DRAMA, ROMANCE AND MYSTERY ... GOOD BLOKE.. GOOD YARNS he just doesn't have a real lot of luck. that's all. No one tells a better or funnier yarn- ABC A gifted observer - Sydney Morning Herald Overdrawn on his account - Westpac